“Are you ever going back to your wife?” asked Cuttle. “Or are you going just going to avoid her forever?”

“I tried calling her,” sighed Lucy. “I made things worse by singing Oasis songs to her, though.”

“She asked you to stop, and I bet you didn’t,” said Jelly.

“Well,” said Lucy. “I said maybeโ€ฆ”

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