“Nice,” said Lucy. “When I return home, I’m hoping to cook my missus a special meal.”

“I see,” said Jelly. “Is that what’s in the bag?”

“Yeah,” replied Lucy. “I just bought eight legs of venison for £120.”

“I think that’s two deer,” replied Jelly.

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