Gav

“I want him back,” sighed Sprite.

“We all want friends back,” sighed Yuffie. “Lucy’s mate Gav died of heartburn last week.”

“Hold up,” said Lucy. “Gaviscon?”

Is that one a bit too British? Do you get Gaviscon outside of the UK?

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