“The sharks won’t let me off this island,” growled Meria. “Every time I try to leave they swarm around me. Tear me apart. Then I wake up in my bed, unharmed.”

“I’d say there’s something fishy about your story,” pondered Lucy. “But that’d be jumping the shark.”

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