The trio watched another Sprite emerge from the ocean, let out a cry for help, before immediately sinking into the black sands.

“I saw Sprites trending on Twitter this morning,” remarked Cuttle.

“I’ve had enough of social media,” pondered Parrotfish. “I’m on a social media detox at the moment.”

“Fair enough,” replied Jelly. “What do folks on Twitter think about that?”

“I dunno,” replied Parrotfish, pulling their phone out and opening the app.

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