“New phone?” asked Parrotfish.

“Yeah,” replied Jelly. “Just signing onto all my social media apps.”

“What’s your Twitter handle?” asked Cuttle.

“I’m not on Twitter,” lamented Jelly. “I find too many twits make a twat.”

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