“Bruv, I’m gonna crash here tonight,” sighed Spectre sitting down against a wall.

“Sure thing, man, I’ll keep watch,” said Sprite.

“Didn’t you once work as a security guard?” asked Spectre.

“Yeah, my boss told me to watch the office all night,” remarked Sprite. “I must have seen every episode a hundred times, and I still don’t know what it has to do with security.”

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