“Hey, Spectre,” said Sprite. “I bought a stick of deodorant the other day.”

“Why?” asked Spectre. “You don’t sweat.”

“I just wanted to see if it made me smell nicer,” sighed Sprite. “I followed the instructions, ‘remove the lid and push up bottom.”

“Well credit where it’s due,” replied Spectre, “Your farts have smelt lovely this week.”

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