“I think,” said Turtle, “he’s trying to fill today’s story panel.”

“Or he wants to give people a little lift,” replied Crabs. “What did he write again?”

Turtle picked up the .png file. “Dear readers. You’re awesome, gorgeous, smart, witty and fabulous. I love y’all. Also, your arse looks nice in everything you wear.”

“You’re all wrong,” chimed in Jelly, applying some lipstick. “He’s deffo trying to get laid.”

Or I just wanted to say you’re all awesome and have lovely arses. Imagine how much better the world would be if we stopped ascribing motivations to other people.

Hey, Tumblr, I’m looking at you again!

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