“I don’t think you’d break up with your missus over a silly argument,” remarked Meria.

“Oh, we haven’t broken up,” replied Lucy. “It’s just my partner said she enjoys sex more when she’s on holiday.”

“Ah, right,” said Meria.

“I’m telling you,” said Lucy, “that was an awkward postcard to receive.”

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