Calories

“Why build a road on an empty island?” pondered Spectre.

“Maybe it’s for wildlife trying to get fit,” remarked Sprite.

Spectre hopped off the tarmac and headed into the forest. “I don’t think animals care about calories.”

“I guess not,” replied Sprite. “Lucy said you once burned 2,000 calories in an hour.”

“Yeah,” sighed Spectre. “I left a cake in the oven too long.” 

Skidding in a bit late this morn… After… Evening… Ruddy ‘eck, I am late today!

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