Alfred the Snail

“I saw Alfred this morning,” noted Sprite.

“The snail?” asked Spectre. “What’s he up to nowadays?”

“He’s homeless,” replied Sprite. “He got evicted from his shell by a slimy landlord.”

“Oh, man, poor guy,” remarked Spectre. “How’s he taken it?”

“Better than expected,” said Sprite. “But he’s feeling a little sluggish.”

Alas, poor Alfred. Another illustration from the missus. Everybody loves her previous art here, so once again, she gets tapped for a drawing. You can check her art out and say hello to her on Twatter atΒ @DonnaMStrachanΒ and you can nobble her art prints fromΒ Society6 and you can buy her a cuppa on Ko-fi.

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