the birds took over?” asked Yuffie.
grumbled Claws. “A hundred pigeons led a violent uprising.”
dear,” said Yuffie. “Did they take legal ownership of your farm
“All seventy-six acres,” cried Claws. “I tell ya, it was a planned coo.”
For anyone in need of a laugh this morning, there’s a bird I follow on Twatter. Jon Pigeon. A biscuit obsessed London pigeon who can work social media. twitter.com/pigeonjon
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