Bird Farm

“So the birds took over?” asked Yuffie.

“Yeah,” grumbled Claws. “A hundred pigeons led a violent uprising.”

“Oh dear,” said Yuffie. “Did they take legal ownership of your farm as well?”

“All seventy-six acres,” cried Claws. “I tell ya, it was a planned coo.”

For anyone in need of a laugh this morning, there’s a bird I follow on Twatter. Jon Pigeon. A biscuit obsessed London pigeon who can work social media.

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