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“No horse,” sighed Sprite. “Your spellings as bad as the illustrators.”

“Well, the English language is stupid,” grumbled Horse. “I before e my fuzzy mane.”

“It’s a given rule mate,” replied Sprite. “Except for when my foreign neighbour Keith, a weightlifting financier from Leith, was in a feisty heist with eight reindeer.”

“Oh, piss off,” growled Horse.

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