Story Time

“Hey, Fuen,” called the chicklets. “Tell us a story!”

“Alright,” replied Fuen. The chicklets leaned in. “Once upon a time, there was a little girl. And she said ‘bollocks to this!'”

“Then what happened?” gasped the chicklets.

“She did shit her own way,” replied Fuen, “and lived happily ever after.”

A story within a story… Meta…

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