By Silk Cords
Brass decided to stay grounded after her failure at electrical work. She decided to try her hand at cooking, recalling several TV shows she’d watched.
Brass went to the local chef’s college and found out there was an entrance exam. The exam consisted of several tests of knife skills such as julienne slicing carrots. After failing to even sharpen her knives properly, the instructor was blunt with Brass…
Her knife skills just didn’t make the cut.
Well, at least I took a stab at it, Brass thought as she left.
Story by Silk Cords of http://silkcordsblog.wordpress.com/. Check out her blog for saucy tales. Thanks for the funnies Silk!
Also thanks to Warren for the $10 Patronage.
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Ha! Ha! That was sharp and straight to the point. Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh! ☺️
Kertish, thanks Beautiflee. Silk Cords wrote this tale.
Oh it was funny. What is Kertish?
Double whammy extravaganza!!! DUDE!!! Cheers! Never a dull moment in Your corner of blogland! 🤣
Cheers, Forrest. Silk Cords wrote this tale.
Yep. You say it right there at the bottom! Ack! Off to tell her she rocks! 🙂 Thanks and Cheers! 🙂
This one I REALLY REALLY like 😀
Why thank you, Silk. My good friend Silk wrote it. 😛
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Very sharp! Chock full of puns! Love it!
Cheers, Marge. My good friend Silk wrote this tale.
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This is really, really, really good. Well done the two of you. Very cutting edge!
Cheers, Peter. Looking forward to posting yours next week.
Hope she didn’t fork out too much for the knives…
Hah, kertish!
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Cutting edge comedy! 😀
Innit, tho! 😛
ROFL! That’s another great one!
Thank you, Urban. My good friend Silk wrote this tale.
Wonderful. I’ll check Silk out. 😊
Hahaha. You’re so funny. 😄
thank you, Deb. But my good friend Silk wrote this tale.
You need to quit selling your own work short on this. YOU did the great picture and the video to go with that little bit of nonsense I wrote. 🙂
Hah, I ain’t selling myself short. Just like folk to know who wrote the piece. Also, don’t sell yaself short. Look at the likes and comments it got. Clearly, folk like your punnage.
Real funny, nice brief and decisive and funny play of words almost at each step. Really enjoyed great.
Cheers, glad you enjoyed.
Wondering why Brass isn’t golden-red colored… (And is Brass the love child of Copper and Zinc?)
Hah, because I love my black posca pens of course! 😛
Knifely done.
Hah!