‘He steadied himself against the tiles. He’d been here for twenty-three hours. Stuck at a public urinal. Releasing an endless stream of urine. He wondered whom he’d pissed off to deserve this fate. She stood quietly behind him. Wondering how much longer he could stand here before his legs gave.’

Were you born between January 19th and February 19? Then she’s the lady that’ll haunt you if you’re wicked enough to get her attention.

Yeah, I know, we’ve done Aquarius before. But for those that don’t check my Etsy store, we’ve put a grey-faced, blue-eyed, wicked little squid lady up as an art print.

She’s available for £15 with free global P&P.


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