Chasing Leads – ep. 8
“We broke up eventually on her birthday,” said Lily.
“Oh dear,” said Sally.
“Bad day for it aye,” sighed Lily.
“Yes ma’am,” replied Sally. “May I ask, why on her birthday?”
“She kept asking me to get her something with diamonds in,” moaned Lily.
“What did you get her?” asked Sally.
“A pack of playing cards,” replied Lily.
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