Empty Drawers

Chasing Leads – ep. 7

“Didn’t you used to date Poppy ma’am?” asked Sally.

“For a while,” sighed Lily. “She drove me mad about the usage of furniture.”

“How so?” asked Sally.

“Well,” grumbled Lily, “we used to have an empty drawer in the bedroom. She would say ‘we need to use that drawer’ every single time we were in the room together.”

“Blimey,” replied Sally. “I would have told her to put a sock in it.”

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