Kitten Movie

Chasing Leads – ep. 4

“She has real cats too,” said Sally, opening the car door.

“Yes, I recall her name in a case I was once involved in,” replied Lily.

“Oh?” asked Sally.

“Some years ago, one of her french cats attacked a famous Belgian, Hollywood film star,” said Lily. “A Mr Damne if my memory serves me well.”

“Oh dear!” gasped Sally. “Was he OK?”

“He survived,” replied Lily. “Jean clawed Van Damne.”

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