Lost Leads – ep. 5
“Ah,” said Sally, “the pizza expert here.”
“Pan,” she said shaking Sally’s hand. “Deep pan. Pizza crime specialist.”
“Ma’am, we found melted cheese on the victim’s body,” said Sally.
“I see,” said Lily, watching Pan inspect the dairy. “Cant you tell us anything?”
“Well, it’s cheddar,” said Pan. “From a pizzeria. Organic. Pretty fresh. It’s been shredded into little pieces.”
“Sounds grate,” replied Sally.
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Maybe the body was lactose intolerant!
Clever! 😛
A bit corny but love the wordplay.
Only the corniest of the corny here, thank you very much. 🙂
Grate!
Narffle. 😛
Well what can l say? I think some cheeses need to be handled caerphilly!!
Cheesy groaner perfection. 🙂
Unbelievable. I can’t grin any bigger.
Haha brilliant Dayle. Glad to hear!
Too cheesy! Why do I like this stuff!?!?!
It’s like a punnery car crash. It’s a tragic event, but you’ve just got to watch… 😛
Chhhhhhhhoooooooooo SMH love it 🙂
Had to google SMH. 😀
Still groaning!
Eeeeexcellent. 😛
Halloumious! 🙂
Thank you. 🙂
You are a fiend with these puns. In a good way!
Big compliment Spencer. Thank you. 🙂
You’re welcome c:
hehehe Must order pizza now 😀
Arf, hungry for one tonight. 🙂
So, the pizza got pied? So sad.
Arf. Afraid so! 😛
The title and the picture made me smile before I read. And then, I couldn’t stop smiling
Haha, good good. 🙂
are we sure it’s cheddar? something smells fishy.
I have seen fish pizzas… Not sure I ever want to try. o.o
Awww!! This is adorable!
Thank you. 🙂
In the music world meet the cheese world this was shredded well! Love it!
Arf, thank you, Lisa. And thanks again for the coffee. Should have given you a link back in the Ko-Fi post. I’ll get it in there heh.
Lol
Beams 😛
Pizza cake!
Arf, very good. 🙂
Ok. I laughed my way through this whole thing! You’ve topped Yourself!!! Cheers!
haha, thank you Forrest. 🙂
Thank YOU!!!
LOL…ha ha! <3
Tamara
Thank you. 😛
Indeed, a good one! 😉
Thank you. 🙂
You’re welcome! 🙂
Awesome.. You rock!
Arf, cheers. 🙂