Dialed Alpaca

Grey Moon – Saturday (ep. 72)

“Good evening, Moons,” said Reala, answering the phone.

“Hello Reala, it’s Alpaca,” said Alpaca.

“Oh no,” sighed Reala. “What now?”

“Just letting you know, I’ve set up a telephone hotline,” said Alpaca. “You can call me for spiritual teachings and lessons.”

“Really?” said Reala, bracing herself.

“Yeah,” said Alpaca. “Dial-a-llama…”

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