Booked Bonce

Grey Moon – Saturday (ep. 71)

“Whoa,” yelled Alpaca, “don’t hit me on the head with that thing!”

Reala waved around the broom trying to shush Alpaca out the door. “Why not?” she yelled back.

“Because I got a bump on my head,” said Alpaca. “A book fell off a shelving unit and bonked me on the bonce.”

Reala paused and inspected the big red bump.

“I have only my shelf to blame,” sighed Alpaca.

“Get out!” groaned Reala.

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