Booked Bonce
Grey Moon – Saturday (ep. 71)
“Whoa,” yelled Alpaca, “don’t hit me on the head with that thing!”
Reala waved around the broom trying to shush Alpaca out the door. “Why not?” she yelled back.
“Because I got a bump on my head,” said Alpaca. “A book fell off a shelving unit and bonked me on the bonce.”
Reala paused and inspected the big red bump.
“I have only my shelf to blame,” sighed Alpaca.
“Get out!” groaned Reala.
Haha. Love it.
Cheers, CW. 🙂
I like your takes on classic one-liners
Thank you, Merry. We have a taste for the groaniest of groaners here.
Haha!
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Haha
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Absolutely love your stuff!
Thank you. 🙂
Bonked me on the bonce –
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“ ‘Get out!’ groaned Reala.”
And I echo her sentiments. LOL
haha! 😛
Jeez oh Pete. You keep surprising me with the snark. Love it.
Thank you, Dayle. 🙂
Oh groaner, groaner – but truly excellent!
Hehe, cheers, Bloke.
I LOL’d 😀
Good, good!
You always make me laugh 🙂
Hah, good ta hear Aimer!
I love Reala’s reaction! Groan! 😀
Everyone that read this story felt the same right? 😛
Enjoy your humor. Sorry I don’t always comment or express my appreciation. But you do brighten my day.
Thank you, Twinkle. 🙂
Bookish.
Mmhmm. 🙂
LOL!
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Thanks for this post. As a victim of gravity, I can relate! Love it!
Haha, we’ve all been victims of earths gravity some day!
AHHHH! Morning big laugh number a gaziltrillion!!! Thank You! Where in the world do they come from? Your wonderful circus mind amazes….Cheers and Rock on!!!
Heh, cheers, Forrest. The deep recesses of a mind bought up on British comedy. 😛