Food - An amusing little fears, flash fiction, short story in which Plate discusses a hatred of Crimbo with a serving on the side.

Crimbo Plates

Spiders (ep. 11)

“I hate crimbo!” said Plate.

“Why?” asked Serving.

“Season for all the facetious twats telling you to be happy!” replied Plate.

“Plate, you don’t know what that word means,” replied Serving.

“Yeah I do!” said Plate, “twats mean fannies.”