Dolphin - A humorous Little Fears, flash fiction short story in which Spider talks to Serpent, about what he is lacking in the animal department.

Spiders Dolphinology

Spiders (ep. 5)

“I wasn’t always a spider,” said Spider.

“Oh really,” said Serpent, “what else were you?”

“Well I used to change body depending on my mood,” replied Spider. “If I was relaxed I was a cat. Angry I was a bull. Thoughtful I was a tortoise.”

“Aha,” said Serpent.

“I was a dolphin once,” said Spider.

“Gosh,” said Serpent.

“Yeah,” sighed Spider. “Before that, I lacked a porpoise.”