Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 41)
Reala watched Saturn swing the door open and sit at the bar in a huff.
“What’s up?” asked Reala?
“My missus has been giving me stick again,” sighed Saturn.
“Oh dear,” replied Reala, pouring Saturn a glass of rum.
“She keeps saying she finds my personality sexy,” said Saturn.
“Aha,” said Reala. “Is that a problem?”
“Kinda,” moaned Saturn. “I don’t know which one she finds sexy.”
“Oh, don’t listen to her,” said Saturn, “she’s a moaning Minnie.”
“Be quiet you,” snapped Saturn.
“OK,” said Reala, pouring a few more rums.
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Guy goes into a shrinks office, talks for a while and then the shrink tells him he’s got a split personality. Then, he hands the guy a bill for a hundred and twenty dollars. The guy gives him sixty and tells him to get the rest from the other guy…
… but seriously ladies and germs…
Oh! Boom! Haha!
good one.
nah.
This post reminded me about the schizophrenia meeting tonight. I’ve half a mind to go….
I’m here all week!
Two opinions are better than one? 🙂
My brain read that as to onions are better than one haha!
Two onions may have two different opinions! 😀
Split personality.
Split punsanality. 😛
Two onions ARE better than one. I asked my invisible friend and she agreed.
Arf, unless they’re shallots. In which case they can nick off. Nobody likes shallots!
Onion impersonators, the lot of them.
After all Saturn does have many rings. So I reckon it’s a bit tricky to figure out which ring is in play.
Btw split personality is always a good excuse to get in and out of trouble… not that I’m guilty of this
Bwahaha! It was her! 😛
hehehe
And I’m just an innocent host