Banning Penguins - A Little Fears short story in which Reala cries "banned!" #humor #fiction

Banning Penguins

Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 36)


“Well you have funny beaks!” shouted Reala.

“Well you smell of rotten fish!” shouted the penguins.

“Well you can’t even fly!” screamed Reala.

“Well your music taste is rubbish!” shouted the penguins.

“Aye?” asked Reala, “what sort of music do penguins like then?”

“Meh,” replied one of the penguins, “something with more sole…”

“BANNED!” cried Reala, kicking the penguins out of the door.

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