Calling Yuffie - A Little Fears short story in which Reala loses patience with the penguins. #Humor #Fiction

Calling Yuffie

Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 35)


“Hello Yuffie,” said Reala down the phone. “It’s Reala. Listen, I have a group of penguins here, and they are driving me mad. How do I get rid of them?”

“Wheeee,” came a cry from across the room.

“Mmhmm,” said Reala. “OK.”

“Whooooooo,” came another cry from across the room.

“What makes it worse is the black, then white, then black, then white,” sighed Reala. “OI! Would you lot stop playing in my revolving door!”

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