FTSE Monsta

“She left me,” sighed Monsta.

“Sorry to hear that,” replied Fuen. “Any idea why?”

“She said it was because of my obsession with the stock market,” grumbled Monsta. “That, and for allegedly flirting with another woman at the dinner table on an evening out.”

“Oh, Monsta,” sighed Fuen.

“It wasn’t anything major,” moaned Monsta. “We were just playing FTSE.”