Beats Beat

“No bro,” replied Beat, “you’re not alone. I suffer from identity crises all the time.”

“But you’re a beat, Beat,” replied Hydra. “How much more can there be to a beat?”

“Some days I’m excited enough to pop!” replied Beat.

“And?” pushed Hydra.

“Other days I’m vaguely depressed,” moaned Beat.

“Ah,” said Hydra. “So you can be upbeat and downbeat…”