Lucy’s Wife

“My wife left me,” sighed Lucy.

“Oh dear,” said Fuen. “How are you taking it?”

“Awful,” sighed Lucy. “I have been so lonely and depressed I bought a dog, and a new motorbike then had sex with two women and spent a fortune on drink and drugs.”

“I am sorry to hear that,” replied Fuen.

“Mmm,” mumbled Lucy. “She’s gonna go mad when she gets home from the shops…”

Well, obviously Lucy was going to start migrating into some of the humorous tales. Everyone loves the wicked spirit, Lucy, right?

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