“How did it go?” asked Hydra.
“Not great,” sighed Shavings.
“What’s that?” asked Serpent.
“I entered a competition for original designs,” grumbled Shavings.
“Nice,” said Serpent.
“It would have been,” moaned Shavings. “Unfortunately they called this morning to say I didn’t make it.”
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