Little Fears presents: Spiders
Well, thank feck for that! Finally, Spiders has been released! Man, this book was meant to be out back in June. The big things in life have been taken over by other big things, and honestly, I’m at least three months behind where I should be on everything. Now my house is finally decorated, I can get back on track a bit. That post I made a few months back about things I had in the pipeline for Fears, that’s getting caught up.
The first big thing this week is, of course, the release of Little Fears presents: Spiders. The third book in the Little Fears series. It’s entirely self-contained, with 94 humorous tales published on this site over the last three months. The digital edition is also free for the first five days of release.
I don’t do sales down the line. I always feel that’s a kick in the teeth to fans that have paid full crack for something, to see it then half price or free the following week. By giving the digital copy away free for the first five days of release, that’s only going to go to the Little Fears followers and subscribers. They, you, are the people who should get a free copy. Not some random Joe who spots a sale on in six months time who’s never followed anything I have ever done.
If you enjoy the book, please do leave a review on Amazon and consider buying the paperback edition for a friend who may enjoy my humour. Little Fears books, best served with lovely full-colour paper with fresh book smell.
Synopsis
If anything is going to save the Little Fears from awful punch lines, it is not Shadow eating a sandwich. In Spiders, Great British groaners are the order of the day as the assembled Little Fears make their way through 94 tales of hospitals, food, steps, night sight telescopes and revenge. Rabbit eats a password book; Spider goes to the hospital; Fish multi-tasks; Lady observes X; Sprite has a chain reaction. Written and posted with scruffy illustrations daily on LittleFears.co.uk. These brief vignettes (50 to 100 words) chronicle the continuing adventures of the Little Fears. With only a sense of whimsy and a deep love of old British comedy, Spiders will make you groan, cry and laugh until a bit of wee comes out, in a truly original, unoriginal, work of art and fiction.
USA Edition: http://a.co/gOujd5z
UK Edition: http://amzn.eu/33sberu
Again, I am going to ask, if you grab a copy and enjoy it, please don’t forget to leave a review!
Cheers
Best wishes for success with your tardy publication. Believe me, I can relate to the distractions. Take care.
I reckon everyone can relate man, thanks for the good wishes. Much appreciated. 🙂
Thanks so much! Just bought and will review soon! What a treat!
Hooo! Man, Jan! You’re quick! Thank you. 🙂
You’re so welcome! 🙂
Just got it! Thanks, and best wishes for great success!
Thak you Sheri! 🙂
Best of luck with the book launch. I’m a paper kinda girl so will have to wait till payday 🙂
Aww, haha, thank you. If you have never read one of the books before, grab the digital while it’s free. At least a preview before you buy aye? 🙂
That won’t put food on your table ye boy ye! I know enough to know I’ll like it 🙂
True. But I know the subscribers here will buy the paperbacks editions anywhos. 🙂
Exactly. Me so shusssh lol
Cheers Eejit. 🙂
Tally feckin’ ho! I’ll have one. when I saw that cover graphic, swear to God, it looked like a killer stomp box design. And I thought, well hell, if I ever design a filter pedal that does what I want it to do, I know who to call!
Tell me, there is joy in putting a project on the shelf? Because I’m beginning to wonder how long must I polish a turd, you know?
Haha, cheers Phil!
Dude, I am a prolific project finisher. I have to ‘end’ everything. The ending date for everything varies with time and I do intend to end the Little Fears project at some point (likely in 2027’ish haha). But the books specifically give me closure on 3-4 month blocks of stories.
As far as polishing a turd, mate, you’re writing is awesome. Your readers should tell you that.
congratulations, wishing you all the best
Thank you again Nailaaexi. 🙂
Thanks! I love your stuff, just got the book. I don’t know when I’ll get around to reading it, but I’m looking forward to it
Thanks man, hope you enjoy it!
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Tried to download kindle version.
It wasn’t available in India… 🙁
Howdy, sorry to hear that! Amazon gave me a link to the India version. https://www.amazon.in/dp/B07547FGBH Could you try buying that and let me know if that works, please?
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