serpent jogging for the little fears flash fiction short story jogging serpents

Jogging Serpents

“I tried taking up jogging,” sighed Serpent.

“Oh I use a fit-bit,” said Fuen.

“I got into jogging because of a fitness app,” said Serpent.

“Oh?” asked Fuen.

“Yeah, I entered my diet into a healthy eating app,” sighed Serpent. “It sent an ambulance.”