“So, there’s this SEO expert right,” said Snake.
“Right,” replied Spectre.
“And he walks into a bar,” said Snake.
“OK,” said Sprite.
“Bars,” said Snake.
“Mmhmm,” said Spectre.
“Pub. Public house,” said Snake.
“Oh God,” sighed Sprite.
“Irish bar, beer, drink, alcohol, wine, liquor, spirits,” continued Snake.
“It’s like being on LinkedIn,” whined Sprite.
An oldie from the beginning of the Little Fears. I had to deal with marketing teams for years in my old company. I think the familiarity with SEO expert types drove me so mad, this gag became my one of my fave ever modern jokes. This tale was featured in January, the Little Fears first book.