“I went to a psychiatrist once,” said Bush.

“Why’s that?” asked Shrub.

“Because I thought I was a dog,” said Bush.

“What happened?” asked Shrub.

“Well I got there, and she told me to sit on the couch so we could talk about it,” said Bush. “I said I couldn’t because I wasn’t allowed on the furniture…”


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