“Every time I do an Internet search for my symptoms, it says I have cancer,” moaned Spectre.

“What symptoms?” asked Sprite.

“Running nose,” sighed Spectre.

“Is that it?” asked Sprite.

“It’s been running for four days,” grumbled Spectre. “How do I stop my nose running?”

“Have you tried tripping it up?” asked Yuffie.


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