“Missus kicked you out again?” asked Cloud.

“Yeah,” said Pterodactyl. “I asked to borrow the newspaper from her. ‘Don’t bother with a paper’ she said, ‘I have a new 12-inch tablet!'”

“Oh, they are good!” said Cloud.

“Yep,” replied Pterodactyl. “Feckin’ fly didn’t know what hit it…”


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    1. My dog tries to attack and kill anything that makes the ‘fzzt’ noise. Including humans that mock her with the noise. o.o

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