Tipp-Ex

“Looking glum there, Spider,” said Yuffie, “Wos’ up?”

“What is up,” replied Spider calmly.

“OK,” replied Yuffie, “what is up?”

“Swallowed a bottle of Tipp-Ex last night instead of Viagra,” sighed Spider.

“Oh dear!” said Yuffie. “Any side effects?”

“Yes,” whimpered Spider. “I woke up with a massive correction.”

 

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