“Mum says I stink and need to wash more,” sighed Spider.

“Do you use deodorant or aftershave?” asked Spider.

“What are they?” asked Spider.

“They make you smell better,” replied Spider.

“Here, try putting this on,” said Spider, handing Spider a bottle.

“New aftershave made by me,” Spider continued, “It’s called breadcrumbs. The birds love it!”



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