Drive – Shadow protests inside a car



Drive

“So why were you in his car?” asked Yuffie.

“Because his cheese and onion sandwich was tiny and pathetic,” said Shadow.

“Let me have a look,” said Yuffie.

She pulled the sandwich open to reveal a stringy bit of cheese and the smallest onion she had ever seen.

“Really Driver?” sighed Yuffie.

“Yep,” said Driver, “that’s shallot.”

 

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Today’s creative prompt is Drive. Feel free to leave a link to your touring car art, photography, blog post, fiction or other medium below in comments. Original photo available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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      1. Oh, thanks ‘shallot’ for the link, ‘vadalia’ imply I don’t know what tiny onions are, I was a cook for Queen’s sake! I just don’t get the alleged joke here.

  1. I know about shallots already! Hahahaha, I use it myself as a phrase quite often actually.

    I hope Drive shadow’s protest wasn’t a dirty one.

    • Esme falling about as there’s ‘mush-room’ to do so upon the Cloud
  2. Had a woman made the sandwich would she be the Lady of Shalott? Uh-oh. What if it had been made before Rafael got to work? Would that make it pre-Rafael-lite dandwich? I’m killing myself here. I’ll be here all week, folks, tip your waitresses, try the boiled ham! No not me!!!

  3. Unbelievable shakes head

    Okay here goes:
    “So why did the missus cosh you?” asked Donkey.
    “Could be anythin’,” Driver said around a stalk of straw. “Temperamental woman she is.”
    Donkey nodded as he plodded along the rutted dirt streets.
    “All I says was she looked to be puttin’ on a few,” continued Driver.
    Donkey rolled his eyes and muttered, “And they call me an ass.”

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