“So why were you in his car?” asked Yuffie.

“Because his cheese and onion sandwich was tiny and pathetic,” said Shadow.

“Let me have a look,” said Yuffie.

She pulled the sandwich open to reveal a stringy bit of cheese and the smallest onion she had ever seen.

“Really Driver?” sighed Yuffie.

“Yep,” said Driver, “that’s shallot.”



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