“A weather Sprite?” asked Fuen.

“Yeah,” replied Spectre. “See, Sprite stands there all day, and at a glance you can always tell what the weather’s like!”

“Oh?” asked Fuen, awaiting the explanation.

“Look,” said Spectre, “if Sprite is out there in a bikini, it means it’s hot.”

“Right,” said Fuen.

“If Sprite looks wet, it means it’s raining,” said Spectre.

“Ah,” said Fuen. “I know this gag. If Sprite is gone, that means it’s windy right?”

“No,” said Spectre, “it means the pub’s open.”




Original photo available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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