Owls

“Bloody Owl,” said Globe.

“What’s up?” asked Magpie.

“That chuffing Owl, landed on me, crapped on me, pecked me, regurgitated bones on me then threatened to feed me to his chicks, for no darned reason.”

“Huh,” said Magpie. “Maybe he has irritable owl syndrome?”

 

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Original photo available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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