“You know you have a problem right?” asked Flower.
“I know,” sighed Stem, “I can’t help it!”
Stem downed her third whisky. “Every single time I drive past that field of cows I just cannot help myself. I have to yell abuse at them.”
“Have you ever considered the notion,” began Flower, “that you might be dairy intolerant?”
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Original photo credit Benjamin Bousquet, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.
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Nice
Cheers. 🙂
Yeah, cows and such. They say there are some mighty find women from Wisconsin– I figure it’s all that dairy air…
fine
Lol
Ooof heh. 🙂
I would post something but others might think I’m trying to butter you up.
Bazinga!
Hmmm.. .. something to think about.
Thought provoking. Good poem.
Thank you. 🙂
?? poor cow! loved it.
Cheers. 🙂
Really milking this one…
Ooof! 🙂
Moo! 🙂
Closet Moo. 🙂
Punny
Thank you. 🙂
A post about breastfeeding qualifies as “milky” … right?
messy-mommy.com/2017/04/05/difficulty-breastfeeding-an-older-infant/
Hoo, yep. We are British here, and happy to hear about all natural processes. 🙂
We used to get high in college and drive by the cow fields and this one friend could MOOOO for real, and the cows would come running and we’d scream and peel outta there!! Ah, the good old days…
PS: not to be used for blackmailing purposes.
Bwahaha! I can see that. 🙂
Amazing content and display you are having. Keep up the great work! And thanks for stopping by mine <3
Thank and you are welcies Alice. 🙂
Whatever order I read them in, the puns just get worse and worse, as good puns should! The more it makes one say, “Aaaaggghhhh,” the better the pun! You are truly a Master.
Thank you Rae, we love you. 🙂
Consume Dairy, stop whisky.
Cannay give up whisky. I live with a Scot. o.o
Ahahaha! Neat 🙂
Thank you. 🙂
O dairy me! Love em all! 😉
Cheers Mick!
Love