Dairy – In which abuse is yelled at Cows


“You know you have a problem right?” asked Flower.

“I know,” sighed Stem, “I can’t help it!”

Stem downed her third whisky. “Every single time I drive past that field of cows I just cannot help myself. I have to yell abuse at them.”

“Have you ever considered the notion,” began Flower, “that you might be dairy intolerant?”


Today’s creative prompt is Dairy. Feel free to leave a link to your milky or cheesy art, photography, blog post, fiction or other medium below in comments. No link backs required.


Original photo credit Benjamin Bousquet, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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  1. We used to get high in college and drive by the cow fields and this one friend could MOOOO for real, and the cows would come running and we’d scream and peel outta there!! Ah, the good old days…
    PS: not to be used for blackmailing purposes.

  2. Whatever order I read them in, the puns just get worse and worse, as good puns should! The more it makes one say, “Aaaaggghhhh,” the better the pun! You are truly a Master.

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