Dairy

“You know you have a problem right?” asked Flower.

“I know,” sighed Stem, “I can’t help it!”

Stem downed her third whisky. “Every single time I drive past that field of cows I just cannot help myself. I have to yell abuse at them.”

“Have you ever considered the notion,” began Flower, “that you might be dairy intolerant?”

Today’s creative prompt is Dairy. Feel free to leave a link to your milky or cheesy art, photography, blog post, fiction or other medium below in comments. No link backs required.

Original photo credit Benjamin Bousquet, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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33 Comments

ronakkhandelw

Nice

Fears Post author

Cheers. 🙂

ze~robertinho

Yeah, cows and such. They say there are some mighty find women from Wisconsin– I figure it’s all that dairy air…

ze~robertinho

*fine*

The Messy Mommy

Lol

Fears Post author

Ooof heh. 🙂

Michael Seidel

I would post something but others might think I’m trying to butter you up.

Fears Post author

Bazinga!

1littlecloud

Hmmm.. .. something to think about.
Thought provoking. Good poem.

Fears Post author

Thank you. 🙂

Cjm

?? poor cow! loved it.

geoffreybelliott

Really milking this one…

Fears Post author

Ooof! 🙂

magickmermaid

Moo! 🙂

Fears Post author

Closet Moo. 🙂

Anonymous

Punny

The Messy Mommy

A post about breastfeeding qualifies as “milky” … right?

messy-mommy.com/2017/04/05/difficulty-breastfeeding-an-older-infant/

Fears Post author

Hoo, yep. We are British here, and happy to hear about all natural processes. 🙂

Susan W Goldstein

We used to get high in college and drive by the cow fields and this one friend could MOOOO for real, and the cows would come running and we’d scream and peel outta there!! Ah, the good old days…
PS: not to be used for blackmailing purposes.

Fears Post author

Bwahaha! I can see that. 🙂

Alice The Hollow Fox

Amazing content and display you are having. Keep up the great work! And thanks for stopping by mine <3

Fears Post author

Thank and you are welcies Alice. 🙂

Rae Longest

Whatever order I read them in, the puns just get worse and worse, as good puns should! The more it makes one say, “Aaaaggghhhh,” the better the pun! You are truly a Master.