“I hate Crimbo!” said Plate.

“Why?” asked Serving.

“Season for all the facetious twats telling you to be happy!” replied Plate.

“Plate you don’t know what that word means,” replied Serving.

“Yeah I do!” said Plate, “twats mean fannies.”


Original photo credit Fabrizio Magoni, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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