“Where’d ya’ get that money and fancy webbing from?” asked Spider.
“Bit of work on the side,” replied Spider, winking and touching her nose.
“What sorta’ work?” asked Spider.
“Selling diaries for the year 2098 to the Mafia,” replied Spider.
“Oh,” said Spider. “That’s very organized crime.”
Today’s creative prompt is Crime. Feel free to leave a link to your criminal (but not quite stolen) art, photography, blog post, fiction or other medium below in comments. No link backs required.