“Gotta keep fit,” said Sprite.

“Uhuh,” mumbled Spectre.

“You know,” interrupted Hydra, “my gran started walking ten thousand steps a day when she was 50.”

“Really?” asked Spectre.

“Yup,” replied Hydra. “She’s 97 now, and we don’t know where the feck she is.”



Original photo available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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