“I just don’t get it,” sighed Cloud.

“What’s that?” asked Spectre.

“Well sunflower oil comes from sunflowers, right?” said Cloud.

“Yeah,” agreed Spectre.

“And olive oil comes from olives, yes?” affirmed Cloud.

“Mmmhmm…” mumbled Spectre.

“Then where the heck do they get baby oil from?” asked Cloud.

“Oh god,” muttered Spectre.

“Humans are monsters,” observed Cloud, floating away on a breeze.


Tales and doodle by Peter Edwards using Posca Pens.

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