Carpenter “Red, are you still fighting Snake?” yelled Spectre. “Hell yeah!” shouted Red. “What started it?” asked Fuen. “Red... Little Fears / Flash Fiction

Homebase Snake

“Red, are you still fighting Snake?” yelled Spectre.

“Hell yeah!” shouted Red.

“What started it?” asked Fuen.

“Red was in the Homebase outdoor section where Snake works,” sighed Spectre. “Snake slithered up to him and asked him if he wanted decking.”

“And?” asked Fuen.

Red waved a fist in the air, “I got in there first!”

Second post today and we are back to the beggining of the Fears. I wasn’t sure if the ‘decking’ dual meaning would work across the pond in America. Enough people seemed to get the punchline though, so I took it as a good sign. Originally published in the Little Fears presents: book 1 – January.

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